Funny Money Quotes

Money often costs too much.
- Ralph Waldo
October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.
- Mark Twain
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
- Yogi Berra
I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.
- Ron Kittle
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan

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