I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.
- Henry Youngman

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks - it says, Goodbye.
- Frank Sinatra

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- Lana Turner

Money is something you have to make in case you don't die.
- Max Asnas

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income- which he then spends sending his son to college.
- Bill Vaughan

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains.
-Robert Frost

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
-J. Paul Getty

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
- Benjamin Franklin

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
- Frank Hubbard

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
-Earl Wilson